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The 30 best British sitcoms to watch now: Our critics sift through the TV streaming platforms and choose which shows will keep you chuckling

www.dailymail.co.uk, April 24, 2024
Modern mums and dads, bored youngsters in a rural village or unlikely flatmates in their twenties, there are plenty of quirky characters to get to know in classic TV sitcoms. So our critics have selected some of the best of them to watch On Demand right now - sifting through hundreds of options to save you the bother. Can't decide what to watch tonight? Read on to find out which sitcoms will keep you laughing...

Jeremy Vine says motorists should let cyclists overtake them in cities because they travel faster than vehicles

www.dailymail.co.uk, August 27, 2023
The Channel 5 and BBC presenter took it one step further, saying that drivers should not be allowed to overtake bicycles at all. The avid cyclist backed up his sweeping statement with statistics from the Mayor of London's office that showed that weekday traffic conditions in central London had declined to 7.1 percent in the ten years from 2008 to 2018. In inner London, the average recorded speed was 11.6 miles per hour, but in outer London, it was marginally faster at 19.3 mph. Drivers can't abide and resent the fact that those on bikes travel faster than they do, according to comedian Tim Vine's longtime host and brother.

TOM UTLEY: This is the best joke the Edinburgh Fringe has to offer, then the awakened has the best joke

www.dailymail.co.uk, August 24, 2023
UTLEY: Lorna Rose Treen's pundit was like this (and, no, you shouldn't need to be concerned about any danger of wetting your pants): 'I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out that he was a cheetah.' This year's champion loses on every count, according to my book. Yes, I can see it in a clunking way, but the mention of the zookeeper's occupation sets up the pun in the punchline. Well, perhaps I'm being unfair on Lorna Rose. I admit that I wasn't in the audience at her Edinburgh show, which received some rave reviews, but I do know that an awful lot comes from timing and delivery.

Scientists say listeners who hear groan-inducing puns are actually GRATEFUL for the gags

www.dailymail.co.uk, December 3, 2022
The study at Northern Illinois University in the United States looked at nearly 300 individuals on their favourite style of jokes, both to give and receive, as well as requiring each respondent to take a personality quiz. It had hoped to find out if those who 'punished' their associates and loved ones with a groan-worthy play on words were 'everyday sadists.' Punitive pundits were not sadistic, and receivers were actually grateful, as puns were among the most common jokes to hear. Jimmy Carr (far right), Milton Jones (far left), or Tim Vine (centre) are all famous for their comedic one-liners. It's bad news for their US-based countryman and political pundit John Oliver, who once called them "not just the lowest form of wit but the lowest form of human behavior."

After veteran hosts' last show as stars pay their respects, Steve Wright's followers have promised to boycott BBC

www.dailymail.co.uk, September 30, 2022
After 23 years as helm, listeners have expressed disappointment at the departure of 'legendary' BBC Radio 2 DJ Steve Wright from his weekday afternoon show, with some saying they are switching off. Since being a fan favorite ever since with his Radio 1 show Steve Wright in the Afternoon, the veteran broadcaster has been on national radio since 1980. Wright, who has been on the show since 1999 and also appears on the network as Steve Wright's Sunday Love Songs, has announced that he will not be leaving the afternoon show in July.

As he begins his final afternoon show, Steve Wright, 68, tells listeners he 'doesn't want to go to bits.'

www.dailymail.co.uk, September 30, 2022
When he kicked off his final afternoon show as it comes to an end after 23 years, BBC Radio 2 host Steve Wright (pictured left) said there is "no tension, just fun, appreciation, and thanks." As he kicked off his last ever afternoon show, the veteran DJ, 68, told listeners he 'didn't want to go to bits'. He told listeners that he admired 'the outpouring of goodwill toward the program' before thanking everyone who has attended the program since it began in 1999 and emphasized that he is 'not retiring' from the airwaves for good. Some heartbroken followers took to social media to share what the show meant to them, while others pledged to 'enjoy every minute' of his show on Sunday.

Sam Campbell, an Aussie comedian, and Lara Ricote, a disabled Mexican-born Lara Ricote, are among the best finalists for the Edinburgh Fringe

www.dailymail.co.uk, August 27, 2022
Sam Campbell (left) from Australia has been voted top prize for his performance at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (Inset). Lara Ricote (right), a hard-of-hearing Mexican-born comedian, scooped the award for best newcomer. Mr Campbell will be paid £10,000, and Ms Ricote will receive £5,000.

Here are gags that didn't make the top ten jokes at Edinburgh Fringe, here are pundits that didn't make the top ten

www.dailymail.co.uk, August 22, 2022
As the award returned for the first time after the pandemic, a pun about pasta was named the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe. Every year, the festival selects the top ten nominees for the highly coveted award, but some of the best but corny one-liners don't always make the cut (right). Masai Graham (left) was selected the winner with his gag: "I tried to take spaghetti from the shop but the female guard saw me and said I couldn't get pasta."

It's pasta joke! The best gag of Edinburgh Fringe is a corny one-liner about spaghetti

www.dailymail.co.uk, August 22, 2022
As the award was returned after the pandemic, a pun about pasta was named as the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe. Masai Graham (pictured) was voted the winner with his gag: "I tried to take spaghetti from the store, but the female guard noticed me and told me that I couldn't get pasta." For the first time since 2019, the Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe award, which was voted for by the public, was back. It's the second time the West Bromwich-born comedian has triumphed after winning in 2016 with his parody: "My dad begged me to register for a donor card; he's a man after my own heart." Graham said, "It's amazing to see the Edinburgh Fringe back up and running, and it's my spiritual home." "This is getting pasta joke," I was so excited to find out I'd won for the second time.

EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: How Greta Scacchi and her lover cousin split up 12 years ago

www.dailymail.co.uk, August 17, 2022
RICHARD EDEN: Greta Scacchi began dating her first cousin when she saw her father's 'deastated' as his daughter's cousin was involved in a family feud, leading to a rift in the family. Despite that, she and Carlo Mantegazza married in 1997, and Matteo had their first child together in 1997. The identity of their relationship has remained largely unknown mainly due to the fact that the notoriously private White Mischief actress never spoke about her personal life.