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Imagine the commotion on social media if a week-old baby was discovered abandoned in the back of an open-top sports vehicle on a London street today. Celebrities will line up to tell us how they came down the road the other day or if they once owned a car like it. Dozens of the more ostensibly virtuous would be ready to adopt right away. A laptop sleuth will discuss conspiracy theories about which cabinet minister murdered an unwanted baby and accuse police of withholding the baby's DNA information. All of this will contribute to a national obsession. However, Ruth Hale was discovered alone and weeping in a 1972 Aston Martin on a Marylebone street, so the tale barely made it into the evening newspapers. Harvey Shackell (left) was left in a cardboard box covered with brown paper on a Vera Wood's (right) doorstep in Hayes, Middlesex, on Christmas Day 1960.

When her body breaks down due to the weight of her implants, an OnlyFans model who is addicted to extreme plastic surgery is begging her followers to buy her a mobility scooter. Mary Magdalene, who has 10 kilogram breast implants and 'the world's most sluggish vagina', may be wheelchair bound for life as her ankles and back pain continue to hinder her surgical enhancements. On Wednesday, she begged her followers to buy her a $1,900 mobility scooter to get around on Instagram.

A surgery-addicted social media celebrity with some of the world's biggest body modifications may be compelled to use a mobility scooter for the remainder of her life. Mary Magdalene, who boasts "the world's fattest vagina," as well as extreme butt and breast implants, revealed this week that she might be wheelchair-bound shortly. On Instagram, the 30-year-old wrote, 'I'm so heavy I want to buy a mobility scooter.'