Michael Bublé

I am officially a fashion roadkill. Hundreds of nobodies are here. I think of Burberry's former star Stella Tennant, who died on her own. I start to cry, and my knees buckle when I'm so drained. I don't want to create a scene, but I am mourning for my old life as a glossy mag editor: the cars, the ever-present PA, and a smiling face as though I were a participant in a curling match. This is a front row seat to a classic. The Amex card was used for business. When I told him that I was leaving the London Evening Standard to join the Mail, my ex gay best friend warned that it would happen - the invitations would dry up. Why does this NFI situation happen? It's because the Mail's writers are beholden to no one: not advertisers, not sales commission, not commission. We aren't sycophants. We're aware of readers' hard-earned money. But oh my god, I want to belong! I'm beginning to imagine what it must be like to be Harry and Meghan.

In an interview with Grazia, Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Akshata Murty have opened the lid on their domestic life, portraying a portrait that many of us would recognize. In an interview to mark International Women's Day, the No10 and the other couples discuss stacking the dishwasher, healthy eating, and making the bed. Rather than his multi-millionaire wife, Rishi, who is known for his attention to detail and work ethic, appears to be the driving force behind domestic cohesion.

On Sunday night's broadcast, Dancing On Ice judge Christopher Dean returned after being booed for his decision on Miles Nazaire's routine. As he gave his advice on the Made in Chelsea actress, 65, the expert called out a fan for their booing. Miles danced to Michael Bublé's Feeling Good with his professional partner Vanessa Bauer, and he seemed to be turned off by the rowdy viewer.